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Comrades, dear great leader’s coolness quotient has suffered a setback. She dun’ get this chart, unfortunately. Dear great leader is distressed that the capitalists are besting her in this respect.
(Source: inscarletsilence, via ilovecharts)
Dear Great Leader inspects the workplace of beloved laboring comrades.
Over beer, it was brazenly suggested to Dear Great Leader that she would need to court the support of civil society groups to retain legitimacy of the POSH revolution. Nothing could be further from the truth. There shall be no courting.
The people know that Dear Great Leader only has the people’s good at heart. The people will never question Dear Great Leader ‘s rule.
Ergo, Dear Great Leader shall rule forever.
He may be from the bastion of capitalism and imperialism but Dear Great Leader affirms that she is not averse to being Vulcan-ized by BO. So should America.
That if she had the chance, she could make those people dance. And maybe they’d be happy for a while.
When there’s forecast of torrential rain and news of flooding and dam spillover and you wonder whether or not to go to work remember this: You can always find another job… But only if you’re alive.
The comrades of the POSH revolution will be hardworkers but they will not be excellent horse-like ladies. Female comrades work as hard as carabaos and are as brave as lions. But they will be posh. Female comrades know that they have a responsibility to the public not to end up looking like horses.
Dear Great Leader’s reminder of what not to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Reports from North Korea indicate that The Brilliant Leader Kim Jong Un has gone and gotten himself a girlfriend. Dear Great Leader agrees that enduring revolutions are sustained by love. She will find herself a lover too.
Read up on The Brilliant Leader’s lovelife here:http://goo.gl/NT6UD/a>D
she would get more writing done if she did not care about how words and paragraphs get along with each other.
Dear Great Leader believes in magic. And Dear Great Leader has just purchased one. Now she waits.
In the People’s Democratic Republic of the Philippines, botched jump shots shall be outlawed. Comrades, Dear Great Leader deeply regrets her participation in this failed endeavor.
Mea culpa.
Dear Great Leader agrees. This may have been improper conduct for a future world leader.
In the future People’s Democratic Republic of the Philippines, there will be none of this conflict of laws nonsense. There will be no need to compare and harmonize the Constitution with general laws and special laws. The People’s Democratic Republic of the Philippines will have a living law—not like the animus of the Living Constitution of England which is more legal fiction. The animus and, why the heck not, the corpus of laws of the People’s Democratic Republic of the Philippines shall be literally alive. And beautiful.
The law of the People’s Democratic Republic of the Philippines shall be Dear Great Leader.
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